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PristinePrincess12

It's a glitch/bug. Happens at times. They'll go away 😂


Brutalness

This bug has been in the game since the very beginning of online release 😂


SpoilermakersWabash

Detachable penis https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4


koegzwastaken

I’m not opening a link with the words before it “detachable penis”


Slowestdrawinthewest

Wise words to live by


NorticGiant616

It's a song lmao


jbev86

I have not thought about that song sense it was last played it so shitty but somehow when you said those words I knew the song instantly.


12chakras

And its never happened to me until now that I know of 😭 ig I don’t go around noticing horse balls like that


Brutalness

I only bought males horses but it was funny to laugh out our friends who had female horses with balls


tjackso6

Oof… I wish 🙄


lopedopenope

Just wait till it’s cold. Shrinks right up there


thepathtotahiti

I snorted


sean_saves_the_world

My female kladruber constance transitioned to Constantine in 2019...his balls never left lol


Weeding33

Came to say this But tbf, some ladies have bigger balls than men


12chakras

Yeah I assumed so 😂


Mean_Mission2706

she got that dawg in her


Its-C-Dogg

She got that hawg on her


Appropriate_Mine

It's where the pee is stored


polished-balls

She sneezed too hard and those just fell out


_metal_af_trap_

Transgender horse


SadisticBuddhist

Most equine fnv fan


cungryhunt

r/BandNames


Judas_72

“That clit gon’ dangle”


12chakras

Lmfaooo


AwesomeAlKTM

Soothouse reference?


Judas_72

Yes


bettercallconnolly

Woke R\* agenda adding trans horses to the game /s


LocksmithNo9836

She been hiding them for a long time, she's giving them a breather


Stressmove

I noticed this bug happens together with the skins staying on your horse back. Visually they are there but the horse inventory is empty. And it does seem this bug occurs most when in a posse.


Lumberjack_Problems

It's 2023, some chicks have balls.


wallaywo

There it is. Came here to find this comment.


EchoSausage

Fr


RoyalPrauge

They Them


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omg they're transin' our horses!


Umbratilicious

First the gay frogs, now this? What else will be taken?!? /s


SadisticBuddhist

This happened because we finished the mission supporting womens suffragette. Were monsters.


acid_bear_boy

She's trans. Whenever I've had to call Scrawny Nag, she would always show up with some huge hangers and the "player" profile would say that the Scrawny Nag is female. She doesn't give a fuck.


Tall_Mycologist8455

She's just wearing her ovaries on the outside today


x_evil_x

Trans horse ?..lol


MrGilbert665

Big dog, big nuts


JakeRyback18

She just excited to see you


IronheadDugg

Probably the same reason your main holster and off-hand holster are both right handed.


Franky79

Its 2023, most women have balls now.


MrDrSirLord

Don't know about balls but my fiance has a draw full of penises.


Franky79

Haha….that made me laugh harder than it should.


The_quiet_guy99

Most?


Franky79

I was being sarcastic


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Chaines08

Because you must be fun at parties, that's why


Rose_da_Kitten

This has been a bug since literally beta. Still not fixed, unsurprisingly…


12chakras

Typical rock star


King-Gojira

she carry that mf thang


DovahChris89

Red dead gender redemption: 2 testicles


modernvegas

transgener horse 😮


munkybeans86

Glitch.


Rullisi

Surprise balls are the best.


sudev29

TRANS HORSES IN RDR CONFIRMED.


Jacktate21

They’re just her big ol’ lips.


12chakras

Bro😭


TowelieMcTowelie

Her Ovaries just dropped?


DickeyDooEd

Those are not balls, they are udders


frank-da-tank-30-06

Lady balls.


Sweaty_Emotion_9923

Usually, you need gold for that. Do you have some?


12chakras

Yeaah I got some


Sxturn-B

Cuz trans-horse


ScaleArmorBelies

First time playing?


12chakras

Surprisingly not


TacoAlPastor197YT

Did you just misgender my horse?


Lot1on_Abuser

I read this a an Eric cartman voice


Medical_Double_6736

Remember guys, a girl without a dick is like an angel without wings


CogGear

Who are you to define it as female? Misogynistic behaviour and reported to Reddit.


Sn0zbear

Can’t believe you’d out them like this


javerthugo

How DARE you assume your horse’s gender!


Bamo70

Why were you looking? 🤨


12chakras

Idk I was AFK staring at the screen and there it was😔


Bamo70

Mhm sureee 🤨


12chakras

I was also judging the stirrups why is it so bulky and ugly I hate them


Bamo70

I’m most playing with ya ik how it is the game can get boring and you just end up sitting there I do it to


12chakras

Ngl my eyes do be wandering too much


Bamo70

Ayo pause


PadawanStrawn

You might wanna check on your female character too…


Halle-Hellion

i can relate to this horse


Husckle2

Wow bro women can have balls


ArthurMorgon

Stable owner duped you. Ask for a refund.


Disastrous-Cucumber3

Transgender horse


elfYEET

be who you aree for your priiideee


Hafem

The horse identifies as male. It transitioned recently and the gender description in the textbox comes from a non updated birth certificate.


RainbowUnicorn81

Trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️


samsoncorpus

It's a purse


Wee_Woo_Kitty

Just pretend that she has large mammaries and a weird growth😅


Bogki

She can stand next to alligators


12chakras

What😭


Bogki

Now she grew some balls and won't be frightened anymore


HyenaKhan

Lwhy are you surprised? It literally says 'Multi-Class"


RedDecay

My horse seems to grow them whenever she wants.


Mushroombytheoaktree

I came here for the comments


OlDrtyBztrd

The horse is Trans lol


Suicidal_Slug_88

It's for increased horsepower!


Familiar-Bet-9475

That's a bad case of horse tail warts. Feed it beets.


HaltbareMilk

Skill issue


Pridefulecstasy

trans horse


fozzyrinker

https://youtu.be/WptuNxdUOaA


PatiPotato

Hahaha, I had the same glitch. Just make her go away and call her back 😘


thedronegeek

They’re gender fluid.


JustsomeGuybrowsing0

That horse must be from Thailand dude lmao


TheNumberMuncher

Thems meat curtains


schroedoe-baggins

Cause it’s 2023.


CONSPiRANOiDx

So, are you saying there's only two genders?


12chakras

That’s exactly what I’m saying 🙄


CONSPiRANOiDx

😂😂😂


EXiT_WOUNDz357

Nowadays females do have balls


Speedybro

Where else would she store her pee?


CaptainDutchFN

''you're alright gi- 'you're alright boah''


ThaaJul

It’s Transgender


Steve-fan

DAT HONSE HAS A DEEK


devilpriest2003

It's 2023, you're not allowed to ask that. /s


CeeCeeObscura

Well sometimes in utero things happens 😅


mperdun86

Don’t be judgey


derekvinyard21

Clearly she was instructed to “grow a pair”…


Crowlavix

I like my women like I like my horses..


PeteyPablo23

Because it's 2023 and she identifies as a male


NimbleVaseline

rockstar went woke and added this into the game


selinaincrementum

I had this happen too lol


torcasmn

My Missouri Fox Trotter has no tail. Just a nub. Not sure why but sometimes it comes back 😅


quintastic21

Lol holy shyte I thought this was brie larson in kong. Nice fit


12chakras

Thank you


Falcon_Rage_

A horse can identify as any gender. It's sex is clearly male. Because rdr2 horses are notoriously progressive.


fisherofmen742

2 words. Bruce Jenner


cynicalneedssleep

Hermaphrodite


GarageIntelligent

Don't use Gender Based Pronouns. Once the Horse starts Grade School, the teachers will decide the Gender.


bluealiveretribution

TRANS HORSE TRANS HORSE


Cum33566

Pretend they're horse tits


The_Arkham_AP_Clerk

Well through God all things are possible, so jot that down.


Str82thaDOME

r/unexpectedalwayssunny


Nose_Ecstatic

They still haven't fixed this?


justawaterboy

It’s just fat lips


[deleted]

R* punk’d you.


Mr_Gam

Um actually it’s not a female it’s a they


DocKDN

Fine wine comes from grapes… you just got a horse with big grapes . Congratulate the Boah


Fosterzzz

It's multiclass... Duh


HJ2807

It’s the Wild West, gotta stay strapped at all times.


calmdady

Why are you being tranphobic🤨


xXDav1dUND3ADXx

When you name your horse Jenner because it's fast af boi.


Lord_hybrex

I named my Morgan morgan lá fey and magically it grew balls one day and I was like ok that happened it keeps happening please help I think my horse is possessed Edit I hate autocorrect because I typed it and it changed it to I


jaypopsu

It's ma'am!


hamaraelain

That’s none of your business!


helpman1977

She's a transgender horse, don't judge her ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Latter-Attorney8238

ma’am its 2023 did u just assume its gender??


Mogge_is_here

Haha…


Testiclesucker

How does the gender affect the horse to begin with?


12chakras

I heard females horses are a bit calmer? I just didn’t was horse balls dangling in my face either 😂 I actually had to check if my horse was male this whole time


alphabetgangster

Trans horse. Or didn’t you know?


12chakras

No horse of mine will be trans 😡


alphabetgangster

and why do you feel that way?


jokuvaan11

Horse no tra(i)n


Jealous-Frosting-243

Shhhh, let her be who she wants to be.


HoBoaz1

Maybe he just identifies himself as a female! Don’t question!


AzodBrimstone

It's 2023, relax. It's the new normal.


ThirstiestRhino

Because equality


The_quiet_guy99

Thats called a Futa


A_Gent_4Tseven

Dante:“You wouldn’t want to be with a girl with an oversized clit?” Randall:“No, Cause the next step is a dude with an undersized dick.”


Mr_Hugh_Janoses

Be careful, someone is gonna call you a transphobe


12chakras

I was prepared 😂


spqrtist

Best place to hide all that gold.. Leather bag tied under your horses ass!?


LordGlarthir

How dare you


TheCrankyMoose

Holly came from Miami, F.L.A. Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A. Plucked her eyebrows on the way Shaved her legs and then he was a she She says, "Hey, babe Take a walk on the wild side"


SippinAndRippin

Hey let the horse be who HE wants to be


Wolf-Crafter

It's a "Ballgina"


Mclarenrob2

It's a non binary horse.


TiMELeSS526

Why are you assuming gender?!


gerhardtbd

Equality


GosteOner

stunning and brave


IceNysp

The world has changed, buddy


Dipsyd00

It's a woke transhorsey 🐴


BucketFullOfRats

r/onejoke


Wisermartin

YOU MUST'VE ASKED THEM THEIR GENDER YOU CAN'T GO AROUND ASSUMING YOUR HORSE IS A WOMAN ALSO IT'S NOT "YOUR" HORSE, THEY ARE FREE TO DECIDE WHAT THEY WANNA DO 🤓


BucketFullOfRats

r/onejoke


DJBThelll

DLC


Stock1ng_Knight

Trans horse 💀💀💀


watcher2390

It’s to avoid gender phobia backlash, they just added them to all horses 🐎


Eifla99

Well apparently you can have balls and still be female 🤷🏻‍♂️


YourBreadIsWet

Femboy horse


m1racle

"*He's called Susan, and he wants you to respect his life choices.*" - The Doctor


Paulallenlives

It's 2023 what gives you the right to assume that horses gender bigot


Mogge_is_here

Haha……


toddthefox47

Funny joke, did you come up with that one yourself?


BucketFullOfRats

r/onejoke 🥱


BagGroundbreaking301

her ovaries popped out


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LadyLazaev

You know that's a slur, right? Do you also call brown horses "N-word horse?"