Yup. Once made a fried egg sandwich with moldy bread because my half awake brain was on autopilot. Got home and decided to make a grilled cheese, and the bread was an absolute petri dish.
Amazingly, even with my weak immune system, I didn't get sick at all.
For the life of me though, I can't figure out why I didn't taste it.
I ate half a bag of Doritos once while reading a magazine and not looking at the chips, and when I did, I realized that they were covered in tiny ants.
I always look at my food before I eat it now.
I ate 99 percent of a huge salad before I noticed that the crouton crumbs were moving. After a closer look I noticed my plate was covered with a bunch of tiny maggots. I puked so hard I popped a blood vessel in my eyes.
Yea me as well, that scene\* stuck with me to this day lol that and the bridge part, but I always hated that food part of the movie. Now it's one of my favorite movies lol
I believe it. My friend had so many maggots in her house that you could hear cuz she was leaving the trash in the basement and somehow they made it upstairs
Did the same thing when I was a kid. My dad had a habit of not putting the lid on well. Two bites in, I glanced down and noticed ants on my plate. And on my sandwich. And IN my sandwich.
I still can't stomach crunchy peanut butter.
oh god i feel that but in a different way not real acted to expiration mod or contamination. I once ate half a tub of crunchy peanut butter in one siting. threw up of and on for 2 hours after that and Couldn’t stand the smell smell of peanut butter for almost a year. 0/10 would not recommend
I made some badass home fries once and used chili powder, as I always do. I remember it was one of the best batches I ever made because I changed up my recipe a bit (and have made it this way ever since). The next day I went to use the chili powder again and just happened to look at the little bottle right before dumping it into my food. Beetles. Little, teeny, tiny black beetles, the size of a single fleck of crushed black peppercorn. No idea what kind of beetles they were, how they got into my chili powder, how *long* they were in my chili powder, and *why*?
I thoroughly check my food and seasonings now.
I found a bottle of chili powder at my dad's house also filled with tiny beetles. If I hadn't been looking for things to throw away instead of things to cook with I would have probably used it.
I reheated some pizza once that we had a few hours prior and just left on the counter, didn’t look and didn’t think much of it. I took a bite and felt something hit my plate. I swallowed that bite and looked down to grab what I thought would be a piece of sausage or something to eat, nope, half of a fly I just ate. It had been microwaved which gave it an interesting look
Yup.. happened to me when I had the flu and popped in a butter-menthol in the dark.. though it was covered in pepper until I realised the pepper was biting my tongue
We had tiny ants in our last apartment. I would see “troops “ going up one side of the doorway and another same thing. We lived in an expensive complex that come to find out went to shit when the owner died. My poor son was eating a bowl of cereal and said “mommy there’s ants in my cereal “ we also had mice. We have since moved
I once went to the fridge in the middle of the night half asleep and took a sip from the juice jug that had been in there for months and as I tilted the jug back a skin of mould broke free from the surface and slid into my mouth, a literal mouthful of mould
I did that with an old beer that was in my basement. I was drinking the same kind of beer weeks before and grabbed it by mistake. It was a weird gelatinous mold blob that looked like a jellyfish.
I still remember my grandma used to have apple juice in glass containers. She poured me some so there was only a couple swigs left in the container. As she was drinking I saw a huge brown blob come up from the bottom and I yelled to stop her as it went in. She immediately threw up. Lol I don’t think I drank apple juice again because it grossed me out so much.
So, that type of mold is actually not dangerous. It is the same type that you see on salami and other type of similar meat. You can wash it and scrape it but even if you ate it, no harm would come. It is similar to the mold you will find on Brie.
Sorry to say but this misfortune made me and my bf laugh for a minute straight.
What are the odds of it looking perfect at the top and being 100% mold at the bottom?
their brain was probably just on autopilot. Have you ever gotten so used to doing something you just do it without even looking at what you're doing? yeah that's probably what happened.
Oh God. Maybe probiotics? Maybe keep it in case a doctor needs a sample of whatever the hell that is? Maybe it will turn you into a superhero like Peter Parker being bitten by a spider?
If your bread is moldy, it is safest to throw out the whole loaf since mold's roots can spread undetected to the naked eye. While most molds aren't dangerous to consume, some produce toxic byproducts called mycotoxins. Others can cause allergic reactions like coughing, sneezing, and vomiting.
The spores find the bread and sink their little hyphae (feet) into the bread. Then you have a colony (mycelium) that spreads throughout the bread. So ---- always toss that bread into the compost if you see even one teensy bit of green mold, because that means the mold is already spreading . . .
TIL about slim jim. Now I never tried it but it looks like a dog treat to me. Pretty sure it must be the same production cost. Pretty sure it's less healthy to men than pet snacks are to pets too.
America, why ?
Ironically this is what alot of the cured and aged meats.in a deli look like. It's made.like that. There are specific molds that are brushed onto them to add flavor, white and light green ones. This mold may not be one of those however
Isn’t the Slim Jim packaging clear on one side?
It absolutely is, but going on autopilot can be a bitch
Yup. Once made a fried egg sandwich with moldy bread because my half awake brain was on autopilot. Got home and decided to make a grilled cheese, and the bread was an absolute petri dish. Amazingly, even with my weak immune system, I didn't get sick at all. For the life of me though, I can't figure out why I didn't taste it.
Ahh yes penicillin in the raw....
Fried penicillin.. mmmmmm...
I ate half a bag of Doritos once while reading a magazine and not looking at the chips, and when I did, I realized that they were covered in tiny ants. I always look at my food before I eat it now.
I ate 99 percent of a huge salad before I noticed that the crouton crumbs were moving. After a closer look I noticed my plate was covered with a bunch of tiny maggots. I puked so hard I popped a blood vessel in my eyes.
Jesus Christ this is so vile hahahaha but I’m sorry that happened
Lol like that vampire movie from back in the day with the Chinese food!
They’re only noodles Michael
Here, try the rice.
Maggots Michael.
That’s it! lol
Lost Boys.
As a kid after seeing that scene, I stayed away from Asian food for a while lol
Yea me as well, that scene\* stuck with me to this day lol that and the bridge part, but I always hated that food part of the movie. Now it's one of my favorite movies lol
I believe it. My friend had so many maggots in her house that you could hear cuz she was leaving the trash in the basement and somehow they made it upstairs
That’s nasty. I just had a bad package of croutons and tossed out everything in the cupboard that wasn’t completely sealed to be safe.
Yes when I could “hear”then that was just sooo gross cuz I never thought that could happen
Did the same thing when I was a kid. My dad had a habit of not putting the lid on well. Two bites in, I glanced down and noticed ants on my plate. And on my sandwich. And IN my sandwich. I still can't stomach crunchy peanut butter.
oh god i feel that but in a different way not real acted to expiration mod or contamination. I once ate half a tub of crunchy peanut butter in one siting. threw up of and on for 2 hours after that and Couldn’t stand the smell smell of peanut butter for almost a year. 0/10 would not recommend
BTW, it was a half gallon tub
I made some badass home fries once and used chili powder, as I always do. I remember it was one of the best batches I ever made because I changed up my recipe a bit (and have made it this way ever since). The next day I went to use the chili powder again and just happened to look at the little bottle right before dumping it into my food. Beetles. Little, teeny, tiny black beetles, the size of a single fleck of crushed black peppercorn. No idea what kind of beetles they were, how they got into my chili powder, how *long* they were in my chili powder, and *why*? I thoroughly check my food and seasonings now.
I found a bottle of chili powder at my dad's house also filled with tiny beetles. If I hadn't been looking for things to throw away instead of things to cook with I would have probably used it.
Oh! I did that once with saltine crackers at bedside in the dark around midnight. Very tiny little ants!
I reheated some pizza once that we had a few hours prior and just left on the counter, didn’t look and didn’t think much of it. I took a bite and felt something hit my plate. I swallowed that bite and looked down to grab what I thought would be a piece of sausage or something to eat, nope, half of a fly I just ate. It had been microwaved which gave it an interesting look
Yup.. happened to me when I had the flu and popped in a butter-menthol in the dark.. though it was covered in pepper until I realised the pepper was biting my tongue
We had tiny ants in our last apartment. I would see “troops “ going up one side of the doorway and another same thing. We lived in an expensive complex that come to find out went to shit when the owner died. My poor son was eating a bowl of cereal and said “mommy there’s ants in my cereal “ we also had mice. We have since moved
That's just good protein right there
Extra protein
I once went to the fridge in the middle of the night half asleep and took a sip from the juice jug that had been in there for months and as I tilted the jug back a skin of mould broke free from the surface and slid into my mouth, a literal mouthful of mould
I did that with an old beer that was in my basement. I was drinking the same kind of beer weeks before and grabbed it by mistake. It was a weird gelatinous mold blob that looked like a jellyfish.
Beer slug! Those are vile. I used to see them in clear bottles that hadn't sealed properly when I loaded coolers at a bar.
You win this one 🤢🙈
I still remember my grandma used to have apple juice in glass containers. She poured me some so there was only a couple swigs left in the container. As she was drinking I saw a huge brown blob come up from the bottom and I yelled to stop her as it went in. She immediately threw up. Lol I don’t think I drank apple juice again because it grossed me out so much.
Maybe there were two good slices left and you happened to pick them.
Keep that mindset
Um... I don't think that's how mold works?
Let me have this. I really don’t want to go beyond my vague idea of how mold works :[
Basically, if there was grown mold in the bread, it probably would have already released spores and hit the "clean" bread slices.
He said let me have this and you still decided to ruin it for him? Eat a bag of dicks.
C’mon g…let dude have his moment
I once bit into a “pie” and realized the filling was mold, I ate half of it
lol, so for my understanding… you realized the filling was mold and ate half of it anyway. 🤣
Yep, so I don’t think this happened, we’re being trolled me thinks……
the stick that boosts your immune system!
A 30 year old man bit into a moldy Slim Jim from a gas station. This is what happened to his brain.
Average brew video
no no, chubby emu is the medical one. brew is the random events one.
Slim Germ
Though it was a long ass joint
I also thought it was a long ass joint, and I was like why does that suck? That’s great! Spark that shit!
Got a big enough Slim Jim there Rick?
Working on it
It's community day Julian
6 outta 10
How many fingers am i holding up?
You're not judge Judy and executioner
Dude… i was impressed with the rolling job…then i reread the title…thats some green ass slim jim
Dude same, thought it was an extremely impressively straight joint with a nice lil cardy filter.
Me too, especially because I have no idea what slim jims are. I was so confused of why he'd need to open a joint before using it.
You are not alone…..
Looks more like a ***Slime Jim***
Thats what you get for not snappin into it. Next time do it right.
fergus no
Write to them, show them pictures, guaranteed to get a crate of slim jims
Imagine getting a crate of more moldy Slim Jims.
Then youd get a pallet of crates of slim jims
Then you convert the pallet of crates of moldy slim jims to a container ship full of slim jims
That's grim jim
yes
Eat it for +25 immunity to food poisoning, +5 bite damage.
But the cost is -10 stamina.
Hard to keep stamina up when you've shit your pants 4 times in the last 2 hours.
On the plus side though, that should also net a boost in battle damage if you dip your arrowheads in the shit.
Punji Shot bonus.
r/ItemShop
forbidden pocky stick
That's just dry aged. You cut off the pellicle and you have a delicacy.
That's what I was wondering because I've seen salami like that and thought you just cut that portion off. Is it the same?
r/charcuterie would just tell you to wipe it with vinegar and carry on
So, that type of mold is actually not dangerous. It is the same type that you see on salami and other type of similar meat. You can wash it and scrape it but even if you ate it, no harm would come. It is similar to the mold you will find on Brie.
good to know! tasted like crap tho
> tasted like crap tho it’s a slim jim, what did you expect?
But the package is clear..
Sorry to say but this misfortune made me and my bf laugh for a minute straight. What are the odds of it looking perfect at the top and being 100% mold at the bottom?
right tho!!!! the worker put them in my bag from the counter so i didn’t fully inspect them and i was hungry so… car snack
Well, if there was a hole in the bottom of the bag that caused mold to start at the bottom and climb upward, quite possible
I have seen jerky sticks like that be fine on the front but super moldy on the back. I guess light exposure has something to do with it.
Please don’t die from botulism
Called poison control, they say not likely botulism but potential for light food poisoning
God bless the people at poison control. They answer the weirdest fucking questions.
including that one time my mother called them because I ate a handful of oxi-clean as a kid
Glad you’re safe
Thought that was a massive joint
I had to check where this was posted. 😂 Filter and all.
...and? How was it?
tastes of dried mushrooms.
White chocolate slim Jim!
Ohhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaa
Was the first bite good?
O yeah
“Just cut off the bad part” -my mother in law
Beef and Blue Cheese
But.... the plastic is clear on the back and they're completely visible 🧐
their brain was probably just on autopilot. Have you ever gotten so used to doing something you just do it without even looking at what you're doing? yeah that's probably what happened.
Oh, saving the best bit for last it seems
What do you mean, THE SKINS THE BEST PART!
But did you snap into it though
Oh God. Maybe probiotics? Maybe keep it in case a doctor needs a sample of whatever the hell that is? Maybe it will turn you into a superhero like Peter Parker being bitten by a spider?
Bursting with exciting mystery flavors
🤮
Can't use a slim Jim for a coke straw. Seriously though that sucks.
If your bread is moldy, it is safest to throw out the whole loaf since mold's roots can spread undetected to the naked eye. While most molds aren't dangerous to consume, some produce toxic byproducts called mycotoxins. Others can cause allergic reactions like coughing, sneezing, and vomiting. The spores find the bread and sink their little hyphae (feet) into the bread. Then you have a colony (mycelium) that spreads throughout the bread. So ---- always toss that bread into the compost if you see even one teensy bit of green mold, because that means the mold is already spreading . . .
Until reading the title, thought it was a huge joint.
Isn’t the wrapper see through? 😂
Ohhhh yeeeeaaaaa
Oh, you dead
Friend, you *snap* into a Slim Jim, you do not *bite*. I’m sorry I had to do this in front of your Reddit friends.
Oooooohhhhh yeeeeaaaahhhhh
I call BS. You wouldn’t even purchase this because you would see it through the clear wrapper.
Slim jims packaging is transparent on one side though, how did this get missed..?
Lol so you just bought it without looking at it, and still ate it without looking at it?? 😭 the packaging is clear.
Well there’s your problem… you are supposed to SNAP into a slim Jim… not bite it.
Just snapped into*
The most surprising part of this that mold could actually grow on a Slim Jim.
Operator error. Everyone knows your supposed to snap into a slim Jim to avoid these results
r/moldlyinteresting
My sister got a salted nut roll at the theater. Opened it in the dark and felt a nut fall on her arm … then it started to crawl… maggot 🤮
Snap into a Sliuuumph! Heeeuuurrrugh... Eeeeuuuurooh God!
EAT THE SLIM JIM NOW
🤮
What’s a slim Jim?
Similar to a fat frank
I think the closest comparison would be salami or pepperoni.
I thought that was a really big joint at first
That is considered a delicacy { in China or Japan, Korea, France and probably russia now)
Please explain
At first I thought it was weed or smth 💀
It's your own fault for eating that crap
You don’t eat this anally
If anyone ever asks you " If we evolved from monkeys...why are there still monkeys ?" Show them your picture
That's a big ass blunt
Looks like you got a Series 1 edition
The trick is to get to the food before the mold does. Mold is our greatest competitor for food.
I thought this was a hella long joint at first
Dang I thought those things lasted forever
https://i.gifer.com/WIVd.gif
New irrational fear unlocked thanks homie
You have about 5 hours to live...
Pssshhhh. Mold mouth ain't new
Fuckin' gross.
Bought one last year looked like that in the middle so I’ve checked them ever since
You can see straight through those packages though?? How did you not notice that
Now with extra protein!
Thought that was an Extra long joint
Thought this was r/weed
Dry aged
Motto of the day: don’t eat food made of “mechanically separated chicken.”
Congratulations 🎉🎉 you just caught the elusive albino Slim Jim. It is a very rare Slim Jim Variant.
Can't you see the other side?
pocchi stick
Ew lol
*Wait, does he mean slim jim like breaking into cars? Thats too short to be a slim jim… ohh he means the food slim jim… oh god.*
It’s probably more healthy than a regular slim Jim…
Snap into a fucking lawsuit.
Boom...perma case of the shits!
Oh yeah...
Well the good news is your new tape worm is gonna help you lose a TON of weight!
At least you got the good bite.
Step into a mold stick!
Nice knowing ya
When Slim Jim has has stage 4 cancer
Didn't think they were capable of rotting since they taste like oil soaked wood.
You would think that the store clerk would notice that when putting it in the bag. He must've been on autopilot too.
But did you eat it? Can’t be that much worse for you than a healthy slim jim…
Better than a covid and flu shot all in one!
What is that
I thought that was a giant joint
I thought was a giant ass joint hahaha
I thought the mold was the packaging (I have never seen a slimjim in my life)
I didn't know that stuff even had a shelf life... Guess I was wrong
I thought this was a long ass joint at first.
Looks like you bit the good part. Id say you’re good to go 😂😂😂
Looks like you got the good part.
Dude just bit into the Elder wand
It was nice knowing you. Can I have your bicycle?
TIL about slim jim. Now I never tried it but it looks like a dog treat to me. Pretty sure it must be the same production cost. Pretty sure it's less healthy to men than pet snacks are to pets too. America, why ?
No idea what's that it looks like pocky
Forbidden cigarette
Ironically this is what alot of the cured and aged meats.in a deli look like. It's made.like that. There are specific molds that are brushed onto them to add flavor, white and light green ones. This mold may not be one of those however
I see we both get our cured meats and beef jerky at the dollar tree.