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Chicahgeaux

Isn’t the Slim Jim packaging clear on one side?


saric92

It absolutely is, but going on autopilot can be a bitch


TinyRascalSaurus

Yup. Once made a fried egg sandwich with moldy bread because my half awake brain was on autopilot. Got home and decided to make a grilled cheese, and the bread was an absolute petri dish. Amazingly, even with my weak immune system, I didn't get sick at all. For the life of me though, I can't figure out why I didn't taste it.


Negative-Ad-6533

Ahh yes penicillin in the raw....


xomns13

Fried penicillin.. mmmmmm...


piepants2001

I ate half a bag of Doritos once while reading a magazine and not looking at the chips, and when I did, I realized that they were covered in tiny ants. I always look at my food before I eat it now.


Grilledcheesedr

I ate 99 percent of a huge salad before I noticed that the crouton crumbs were moving. After a closer look I noticed my plate was covered with a bunch of tiny maggots. I puked so hard I popped a blood vessel in my eyes.


DivineSwine121

Jesus Christ this is so vile hahahaha but I’m sorry that happened


Letskeepthepeace

Lol like that vampire movie from back in the day with the Chinese food!


plantman9999

They’re only noodles Michael


FiberOpticDelusions

Here, try the rice.


Big_Thought5790

Maggots Michael.


Letskeepthepeace

That’s it! lol


ReallySmallFeet

Lost Boys.


Avenger244

As a kid after seeing that scene, I stayed away from Asian food for a while lol


Strict-Silver

Yea me as well, that scene\* stuck with me to this day lol that and the bridge part, but I always hated that food part of the movie. Now it's one of my favorite movies lol


FillEffective7436

I believe it. My friend had so many maggots in her house that you could hear cuz she was leaving the trash in the basement and somehow they made it upstairs


Grilledcheesedr

That’s nasty. I just had a bad package of croutons and tossed out everything in the cupboard that wasn’t completely sealed to be safe.


FillEffective7436

Yes when I could “hear”then that was just sooo gross cuz I never thought that could happen


ScroochDown

Did the same thing when I was a kid. My dad had a habit of not putting the lid on well. Two bites in, I glanced down and noticed ants on my plate. And on my sandwich. And IN my sandwich. I still can't stomach crunchy peanut butter.


zamfx

oh god i feel that but in a different way not real acted to expiration mod or contamination. I once ate half a tub of crunchy peanut butter in one siting. threw up of and on for 2 hours after that and Couldn’t stand the smell smell of peanut butter for almost a year. 0/10 would not recommend


zamfx

BTW, it was a half gallon tub


MissWiggly2

I made some badass home fries once and used chili powder, as I always do. I remember it was one of the best batches I ever made because I changed up my recipe a bit (and have made it this way ever since). The next day I went to use the chili powder again and just happened to look at the little bottle right before dumping it into my food. Beetles. Little, teeny, tiny black beetles, the size of a single fleck of crushed black peppercorn. No idea what kind of beetles they were, how they got into my chili powder, how *long* they were in my chili powder, and *why*? I thoroughly check my food and seasonings now.


Injuredconfuseddude

I found a bottle of chili powder at my dad's house also filled with tiny beetles. If I hadn't been looking for things to throw away instead of things to cook with I would have probably used it.


Medical_Scar5309

Oh! I did that once with saltine crackers at bedside in the dark around midnight. Very tiny little ants!


deletedcauseitsbad

I reheated some pizza once that we had a few hours prior and just left on the counter, didn’t look and didn’t think much of it. I took a bite and felt something hit my plate. I swallowed that bite and looked down to grab what I thought would be a piece of sausage or something to eat, nope, half of a fly I just ate. It had been microwaved which gave it an interesting look


No-Manufacturer8142

Yup.. happened to me when I had the flu and popped in a butter-menthol in the dark.. though it was covered in pepper until I realised the pepper was biting my tongue


FillEffective7436

We had tiny ants in our last apartment. I would see “troops “ going up one side of the doorway and another same thing. We lived in an expensive complex that come to find out went to shit when the owner died. My poor son was eating a bowl of cereal and said “mommy there’s ants in my cereal “ we also had mice. We have since moved


No_Ad_4881

That's just good protein right there


SumTingWong216

Extra protein


kungfoocraig

I once went to the fridge in the middle of the night half asleep and took a sip from the juice jug that had been in there for months and as I tilted the jug back a skin of mould broke free from the surface and slid into my mouth, a literal mouthful of mould


Grilledcheesedr

I did that with an old beer that was in my basement. I was drinking the same kind of beer weeks before and grabbed it by mistake. It was a weird gelatinous mold blob that looked like a jellyfish.


Dry-Letterhead4439

Beer slug! Those are vile. I used to see them in clear bottles that hadn't sealed properly when I loaded coolers at a bar.


Which-Island6011

You win this one 🤢🙈


Blondie_cakes7

I still remember my grandma used to have apple juice in glass containers. She poured me some so there was only a couple swigs left in the container. As she was drinking I saw a huge brown blob come up from the bottom and I yelled to stop her as it went in. She immediately threw up. Lol I don’t think I drank apple juice again because it grossed me out so much.


PlanningMyDeath

Maybe there were two good slices left and you happened to pick them.


dropesbr

Keep that mindset


no-name-ideas-

Um... I don't think that's how mold works?


PlanningMyDeath

Let me have this. I really don’t want to go beyond my vague idea of how mold works :[


no-name-ideas-

Basically, if there was grown mold in the bread, it probably would have already released spores and hit the "clean" bread slices.


probablyapornaccoun

He said let me have this and you still decided to ruin it for him? Eat a bag of dicks.


Roshane26

C’mon g…let dude have his moment


ThePasquatch

I once bit into a “pie” and realized the filling was mold, I ate half of it


[deleted]

lol, so for my understanding… you realized the filling was mold and ate half of it anyway. 🤣


TYdays

Yep, so I don’t think this happened, we’re being trolled me thinks……


blue_terry

the stick that boosts your immune system!


namedonelettere

A 30 year old man bit into a moldy Slim Jim from a gas station. This is what happened to his brain.


Mysterious-Courage47

Average brew video


Skysr70

no no, chubby emu is the medical one. brew is the random events one.


Jeffclaterbaugh

Slim Germ


Raturix

Though it was a long ass joint


[deleted]

I also thought it was a long ass joint, and I was like why does that suck? That’s great! Spark that shit!


18CupsOfMusic

Got a big enough Slim Jim there Rick?


click_here_for_luck

Working on it


Padgro

It's community day Julian


JoeJellyson

6 outta 10


chefboyuzi

How many fingers am i holding up?


GammaDealer

You're not judge Judy and executioner


Valuable-Contract-86

Dude… i was impressed with the rolling job…then i reread the title…thats some green ass slim jim


AholeBrock

Dude same, thought it was an extremely impressively straight joint with a nice lil cardy filter.


Saya_99

Me too, especially because I have no idea what slim jims are. I was so confused of why he'd need to open a joint before using it.


G_Kells

You are not alone…..


rob_lawbla

Looks more like a ***Slime Jim***


jayluc45

Thats what you get for not snappin into it. Next time do it right.


TheFactGoose

fergus no


luttman23

Write to them, show them pictures, guaranteed to get a crate of slim jims


LightsJusticeZ

Imagine getting a crate of more moldy Slim Jims.


OrdinaryXY

Then youd get a pallet of crates of slim jims


ebagdrofk

Then you convert the pallet of crates of moldy slim jims to a container ship full of slim jims


JHowler82

That's grim jim


spinmaester

yes


MisterEMeats

Eat it for +25 immunity to food poisoning, +5 bite damage.


TheDreadPirateJeff

But the cost is -10 stamina.


MisterEMeats

Hard to keep stamina up when you've shit your pants 4 times in the last 2 hours.


TheDreadPirateJeff

On the plus side though, that should also net a boost in battle damage if you dip your arrowheads in the shit.


MisterEMeats

Punji Shot bonus.


dogfartsreallystink

r/ItemShop


rabidpenguinhunter

forbidden pocky stick


MurderfaceII

That's just dry aged. You cut off the pellicle and you have a delicacy.


AJG0813

That's what I was wondering because I've seen salami like that and thought you just cut that portion off. Is it the same?


WhtChcltWarrior

r/charcuterie would just tell you to wipe it with vinegar and carry on


Flat-Wing3360

So, that type of mold is actually not dangerous. It is the same type that you see on salami and other type of similar meat. You can wash it and scrape it but even if you ate it, no harm would come. It is similar to the mold you will find on Brie.


spinmaester

good to know! tasted like crap tho


J_Washington

> tasted like crap tho it’s a slim jim, what did you expect?


RoldyBu

But the package is clear..


milquetoast2000

Sorry to say but this misfortune made me and my bf laugh for a minute straight. What are the odds of it looking perfect at the top and being 100% mold at the bottom?


spinmaester

right tho!!!! the worker put them in my bag from the counter so i didn’t fully inspect them and i was hungry so… car snack


InevitableRhubarb232

Well, if there was a hole in the bottom of the bag that caused mold to start at the bottom and climb upward, quite possible


Skysr70

I have seen jerky sticks like that be fine on the front but super moldy on the back. I guess light exposure has something to do with it.


zombiemadre

Please don’t die from botulism


spinmaester

Called poison control, they say not likely botulism but potential for light food poisoning


iamriptide

God bless the people at poison control. They answer the weirdest fucking questions.


Skysr70

including that one time my mother called them because I ate a handful of oxi-clean as a kid


zombiemadre

Glad you’re safe


Sh4rp27

Thought that was a massive joint


lochNessquik

I had to check where this was posted. 😂 Filter and all.


secondarycontrol

...and? How was it?


spinmaester

tastes of dried mushrooms.


juleagulea

White chocolate slim Jim!


Drinkie_Zilla

Ohhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaa


MOOSE122584

Was the first bite good?


staysharp75

O yeah


NiceAsset

“Just cut off the bad part” -my mother in law


GRAPEDbyAnAngel

Beef and Blue Cheese


Thisgirl022

But.... the plastic is clear on the back and they're completely visible 🧐


theannoying_one

their brain was probably just on autopilot. Have you ever gotten so used to doing something you just do it without even looking at what you're doing? yeah that's probably what happened.


MoistDitto

Oh, saving the best bit for last it seems


Ieuan140909

What do you mean, THE SKINS THE BEST PART!


DiscipleExyo

But did you snap into it though


ObjectiveHour8151

Oh God. Maybe probiotics? Maybe keep it in case a doctor needs a sample of whatever the hell that is? Maybe it will turn you into a superhero like Peter Parker being bitten by a spider?


slutty-egg

Bursting with exciting mystery flavors


KMAJackson

🤮


Negative-Ad-6533

Can't use a slim Jim for a coke straw. Seriously though that sucks.


chilldrinofthenight

If your bread is moldy, it is safest to throw out the whole loaf since mold's roots can spread undetected to the naked eye. While most molds aren't dangerous to consume, some produce toxic byproducts called mycotoxins. Others can cause allergic reactions like coughing, sneezing, and vomiting. The spores find the bread and sink their little hyphae (feet) into the bread. Then you have a colony (mycelium) that spreads throughout the bread. So ---- always toss that bread into the compost if you see even one teensy bit of green mold, because that means the mold is already spreading . . .


briantoofine

Until reading the title, thought it was a huge joint.


Physical_Regret5207

Isn’t the wrapper see through? 😂


eapoll

Ohhhh yeeeeaaaaa


Cavscout2838

Oh, you dead


slackfrop

Friend, you *snap* into a Slim Jim, you do not *bite*. I’m sorry I had to do this in front of your Reddit friends.


[deleted]

Oooooohhhhh yeeeeaaaahhhhh


SMGWar-Relics

I call BS. You wouldn’t even purchase this because you would see it through the clear wrapper.


[deleted]

Slim jims packaging is transparent on one side though, how did this get missed..?


Lexy_d_acnh

Lol so you just bought it without looking at it, and still ate it without looking at it?? 😭 the packaging is clear.


dookmucus

Well there’s your problem… you are supposed to SNAP into a slim Jim… not bite it.


thejakeofalltrades

Just snapped into*


ddr1ver

The most surprising part of this that mold could actually grow on a Slim Jim.


MacLeeezy

Operator error. Everyone knows your supposed to snap into a slim Jim to avoid these results


DaniFlocka

r/moldlyinteresting


Free_Ad_525

My sister got a salted nut roll at the theater. Opened it in the dark and felt a nut fall on her arm … then it started to crawl… maggot 🤮


woodheadbob

Snap into a Sliuuumph! Heeeuuurrrugh... Eeeeuuuurooh God!


[deleted]

EAT THE SLIM JIM NOW


Mrdeeznutz41

🤮


ILoveMyCatsSoMuch

What’s a slim Jim?


Xandrabirdy

Similar to a fat frank


Bel-Shamharoth

I think the closest comparison would be salami or pepperoni.


norse_god69

I thought that was a really big joint at first


FistingLube

That is considered a delicacy { in China or Japan, Korea, France and probably russia now)


JohnHenrik1361

Please explain


Tonya_Time

At first I thought it was weed or smth 💀


[deleted]

It's your own fault for eating that crap


CoachNaber01

You don’t eat this anally


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

If anyone ever asks you " If we evolved from monkeys...why are there still monkeys ?" Show them your picture


BlinzHDS

That's a big ass blunt


CoachNaber01

Looks like you got a Series 1 edition


chilldrinofthenight

The trick is to get to the food before the mold does. Mold is our greatest competitor for food.


Grade-A_potato

I thought this was a hella long joint at first


Typical-View-9071

Dang I thought those things lasted forever


coach673

https://i.gifer.com/WIVd.gif


Husckle2

New irrational fear unlocked thanks homie


ChewML

You have about 5 hours to live...


shartillery

Pssshhhh. Mold mouth ain't new


Diablo516-

Fuckin' gross.


kayloube

Bought one last year looked like that in the middle so I’ve checked them ever since


supagirl277

You can see straight through those packages though?? How did you not notice that


plaurenb8

Now with extra protein!


AIDSbyreid

Thought that was an Extra long joint


The4th_Sin

Thought this was r/weed


RandoSurfer77

Dry aged


Skinny_Pepperwood

Motto of the day: don’t eat food made of “mechanically separated chicken.”


SmokeWinter007

Congratulations 🎉🎉 you just caught the elusive albino Slim Jim. It is a very rare Slim Jim Variant.


1inchDestroyer_

Can't you see the other side?


top_of_the_scrote

pocchi stick


Specialist-Web-9216

Ew lol


Sicparvismagneto

*Wait, does he mean slim jim like breaking into cars? Thats too short to be a slim jim… ohh he means the food slim jim… oh god.*


Dllondamnit

It’s probably more healthy than a regular slim Jim…


lochNessquik

Snap into a fucking lawsuit.


type0neg420

Boom...perma case of the shits!


SwimmingProgrammer91

Oh yeah...


Eskimomonk

Well the good news is your new tape worm is gonna help you lose a TON of weight!


davet122

At least you got the good bite.


gojiro0

Step into a mold stick!


KDandhotdog

Nice knowing ya


MrTretorn

When Slim Jim has has stage 4 cancer


davidlol1

Didn't think they were capable of rotting since they taste like oil soaked wood.


Nice_Atmosphere144

You would think that the store clerk would notice that when putting it in the bag. He must've been on autopilot too.


MegaWattson

But did you eat it? Can’t be that much worse for you than a healthy slim jim…


illegitimate_Raccoon

Better than a covid and flu shot all in one!


Historical-Channel63

What is that


dontfluffingtouchme

I thought that was a giant joint


HeavyMetalSasquatch

I thought was a giant ass joint hahaha


Empty_Sundae_3297

I thought the mold was the packaging (I have never seen a slimjim in my life)


danz409

I didn't know that stuff even had a shelf life... Guess I was wrong


IalsoenjoyReddit

I thought this was a long ass joint at first.


Donkey-Puncherr

Looks like you bit the good part. Id say you’re good to go 😂😂😂


Stoo_Pedassol

Looks like you got the good part.


AntillesWedgie

Dude just bit into the Elder wand


bernardobrito

It was nice knowing you. Can I have your bicycle?


RedditRabbitRobot

TIL about slim jim. Now I never tried it but it looks like a dog treat to me. Pretty sure it must be the same production cost. Pretty sure it's less healthy to men than pet snacks are to pets too. America, why ?


zmeikei

No idea what's that it looks like pocky


vinegarslowly

Forbidden cigarette


Cress-Diligent

Ironically this is what alot of the cured and aged meats.in a deli look like. It's made.like that. There are specific molds that are brushed onto them to add flavor, white and light green ones. This mold may not be one of those however


Snakesquares

I see we both get our cured meats and beef jerky at the dollar tree.