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Hi_Chancellor

That onion is delicious


A1sauc3d

If anyone is actually confused, iirc the Babylon Bee is like a right-wing version of The Onion, which is makes satirical news headlines that people often fall for. So if you see anything from either publication, it’s a joke ;)


aclownofthorns

wait, so this means their readers also see the article titles as plausible, similar to r/nottheonion


WeimSean

No, people who read it know its for humor only. People who only read headlines though....


Truffleshuffle03

I would not be so sure that people who read it will think its for humor only. There is some pretty stupid stuff that gets put out as jokes that people fall for hook line and sinker. Kind of like the whole kitty litter in the classroom stuff.


WahWahBaby

There was a video snippet of a teacher crying about having to provide a cat litter box in her classroom. It was edited and spread around to help fuel that rumor. The actual context was the school district providing a way for students who were locked down in a classroom during an active shooter to have a place to use the restroom. I’m not sure but I thought it was Denver or somewhere in Colorado.


nighthawk252

No, this is not r/nottheonion material. In this case, this is the onion. Imagine the onion wrote an article from a point of view that you disagree with. That’s what’s happening here.


puddenhunting

Don't understand the downvotes here. That's a pretty accurate explanation.


Zintao

"Reddit user gives accurate explanation and only gets upvotes!" - The Onion


FalseJukes

Anyone who follows the Babylon Bee knows that it's all satire


wihannez

You have high hopes for humanity.


Murraykins

I think just low standards for satire.


Josquius

Basically, alneit exagerated.


PM_UR_BEST_TIT

Some people see any titles as plausible


MikiShiki

Thanks for clarifying.


Murraykins

The beauty of The Babylon Bee is that it's designed for people to first laugh at a silly idea of a thing happening, then get mad because they think the thing is happening.


Noggin-a-Floggin

That's basically it. A lot of it is stuff to "trigger the libs" and conservatives that read it do mental gymnastics to think it's real and then post about it on Facebook.


ProbablyanEagleShark

Calling them satire is using the word loosely. Much of their content is outrage bait, often with no actual joke. But they do have a good one now and then.


Lord_Bertox

It's not the right equivalent. The onion is fun.


AnotherGit

Ok Lord_Bertox, decider of humanities fun.


Lord_Bertox

It's not an opinion. There are ways to set up jokes etc. Which the onion can do, while the bee is mostly "this minority/politicians i don't like is (insert derogatory statement)".


bigwreck94

That’s not even remotely accurate


Josquius

Though like the right wing version of anything it's considerably less funny.


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Except The Onion is 100x better satire. For satire to be good it has to somewhat be based on truth. On what planet is the DOJ or any law enforcement institution anywhere working on the militant behalf of trans people? Lol


WinnipegBWC204

I think is based on the fact that the DOJ and FBI were putting School Parents on a Watchlist who complained to school boards over pornagraphic content being shown to children


YouWhatApe

r/atethebee


shadesofwolves

/r/atetheonion


TPDS_throwaway

Stung by the bee if you will


Catam_Vanitas

Ate the bees honey


Trosque97

Which, if you're inexperienced, could result in a sting, which is on display here so I concur, falling for Babylon Bee = Ate The Bees Honey


Admiral_Swagstick

I'm gonna go with them eating the entire bee.


xdrixn_mp3

It’s Babylon bee. A perfect example of someone reading a headline and not researching.


SeamusDubh

Sooooo..... reddit.


ITCHYisSylar

Its Babylon Bee. It is a sarcasm site like The Onion.


Necrofago00

Im kinda new to the onion thing what is the onion


MapleJacks2

Satire website known for absurd stories. Just search on Google or YouTube and you'll see what I mean.


Aerian_

Except for the part where they got out-absurded for about four years.


SeanCityNavy_Gaming

By reality no less


GarrettGSF

Considering reality, their stories are not really that absurd anymore…


the_gay_historian

They are a satirical newspaper(in theory). They actually have some magic wizard who can see the future. So they tend to just publish the news of the future


stalphonzo

It's sarcasm *trying* to be The Onion. They aren't completely without humor, but cruelty too often gets the better of them. The Onion bats about .975 and the Bee about .210 spitting facts is the best way to get downvoted.


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stalphonzo

They punch down, miss the mark, allow right wing tropes to guide them, get sloppy trying to appeal to people with no sense of humor. Right wing humor is a tough bull to ride. Many have tried, few have succeeded. Fox in particular has a horrible record.


Jampine

Propaganda is the main point, so any sense if humour needs to be bulldozed just to hammer in the message. Message usually being "Lol liburuls are stoopid and I sensed with gender politics", which is a bit ironic coming from the party who's mad they can't fuck the green M&M anymore.


nogap193

Its right wing satire so the leftist reddit hivemind usually gets offended and doesn't find the articles funny. As a centrist I think its pretty entertaining


Veratha

Centrists don't exist, you're just a conservative who likes weed.


Johnny_Stooge

They're just not funny. Half their shit boils down to "I identify as \[insert thing\]". It's the same joke over and over again because they think being a bully is the same thing as satire.


FlappyBored

Nah the website just isn’t funny at all. Like this headline isn’t even a joke.


Syric13

Babylon Bee plays victim a lot and the Christian right love that kind of stuff, so they continue to push buttons that they know will get them "cancelled" just so they can talk about getting cancelled. They mock the trans community for no other reason than they know it will rile people up. They dead name and misgender people in the trans community for clicks and views. When Amy Schneider broke the Jeopardy record, they called her a man. And then they did the same thing with Rachel Levine calling her Babylon Bee's Man of the Year. They have a partnership with the lady that runs the Libs of TikTok account. She, along with others, have been the ones leading the call to label the LGBTQ+ community as Groomers. Satire is fine. But at least be funny when doing it. There is no art when all you are doing is repeating the same joke over and over again and doing so at the expense of people who simply want to live their lives. All their jokes are what your uncle will send you with FWD:FWD:FWD:RERE:RE:RE emails from back in the day.


atakenmudcrab

I mean Babylon bee got suspended from twitter for their satire though lol


erpstephie

It's a conservative outlet. The cruelty is the point.


Spaciousfoot66

The left can’t meme it’s just a block of text


bucket_brigade

They are like the Onion the same way I am like Ryan Renolds.


Grizzchops

If it's on the internet, someone takes it seriously


Fire_Gaming_UAV

It's the babylon bee, it's a satirical news site, like right-wing The Onion.


naytreox

The bee will bumble


Willingness-Due

It’s Babylon bee so no


FrankieMcGigglefits

OP believed it


squatnbear

Got em


piefanart

Babylon bee is a conservative satire page. r/atetheonion


Whatacheaptentshow

Babylonbee is satire matey


vxicepickxv

Well r/atetheonion exists for a reason.


raziel11111

Good. Now if you'll excuse me. lávese las manos !!!!!


pokemastaaa3

Lol I get it. I like this guy


LilJethroBodine

They’re Death Eaters, Steve!


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marry_me_jane

you'd be surprised by the amount of people unfamiliar with the babylonbee


Okipon

Honestly I never heard of Babylon bee before this post, but the satire was obvious


marry_me_jane

its like the onion if you've ever heard of that.


Okipon

Yeah i know the onion. Thanks for the explanation


saltynanners15

Had to come this far to find a decent interaction where someone didn't come in swinging at anyone that likes the bee. Good day to you both.


Snobe_kobe

There's this thing called satire. Ought to look it up one day mate


MattBrixx

People who fall for the BabylonBee should be put on a "dangerous dumbass" list, especially if they are following them on Twitter.


Barsibatos1

It’s called satire


Omnizoom

r/woosh r/atetheonion


the_v_26

You do realise TheBabylonBee is satire, right? You've become the people you mock


rdrrpdr

Pre ordering games in 2023 in general should have you on a list actually


IIZORGII

Umm excuse me, but if I preorder NOW I get a free skin!


kolotripa

Do people actually believe this bullshit tl;dr: Yes.


Totemlyrad

Babylon Bee is the 'Christian Conservative' version of The Onion.


lagavulin_16_neat

They swing at everyone, especially the televangelist. Most of their stuff is on pop culture though. It's pretty funny.


superNoid

lol they are just right leaning satire and dig on Christians too. Youre a bit misinformed


HowDoIDoFinances

If you look at their home page, they do a little bit more than lean.


[deleted]

Lol. This game is getting a lot of negative press that’s unrelated to the actual game.


[deleted]

i mean it kinda makes sense when the money spent on this game directly lines the pockets of someone who will directly use it to donate to groups that actively inhibit and try to ruin the lives of trans people


m3g4nj

It fucken hurts. I love HP so much and it brings me so much happiness. But.. *she who must not be named* is so awful.


That-Soup3492

Are people still fucking pre-ordering shit? After... \*gestures to everything\*.


Accomplished_Ad4258

Asking the real question here…


tailes18

Yeah people are excited for this game


That-Soup3492

Don't pre-order digital content.


Adammmmski

In fairness I’m expecting this to be decent. I’m getting Shadow of Mordor/War vibes from it and that was superb. I would have more faith in WB than I would other companies.


partypat_bear

whooooosh


buggsmoney

No, because it’s a satire website, idiot. Well I guess you, you were one of the few people who took it serious.


minev1128

lol


monkChuck105

It's called satire.


JuRiOh

Isn't BabylonBee's whole spiel to create obvious fake meme content?


RedPandorum

This is hilarious.


scarletofmagic

Apparently you do LOL


russaroll

I missed my chance to be on another list.


FormerlyDuck

Babylon Bee literally just released a YouTube video titled "10 times people thought BB was real". Somebody call them and tell them we have sequel material here.


DickieGreenleaf84

Hey it's Tony Abbott! (That's for all my fellow Aussies)


agamemnon5555

Never trust a man who eats a whole raw onion in public on camera unironically


Marcorari

Yooo a list that I'm number one on let's go


puremartini

I laughed I’m trans it was obviously not true but it made me chuckle. Relax everyone it’s just a joke. It’s a game not the end of humanity everyone can calm down 😂


SpewpaTheRogue

I mean the have a point I wouldn't want to meet someone dumb enough to pre order a game in 2023


SerenityPrim3

Tis only the Babylon Bee, might as well take a bite out of The Onion if you believe this


itsMeeji

If this said the Ministry of Defence then might’ve been a different story but rn just a little giggle as it’s silly 😂


WannabeAby

I looooooooooveeee all the serious answers on this post. Guys, feeling it's stupid is ok, it's a satire (even if I don't find it very funny, but I'm not the intendend audience :D). Saying : "Oh yeah, well I'm proud/I'll buy 3/xxx" is... kinda embarassing. Why ? First always. Check. Your. Sources. Second we're not the one making lists :p.


Zeus_McCloud

Babylon Bee is the Christian equivalent of the Onion. Meaning, sattire.


jimrdg

Have never see DOJ work so hard in history


False-Snow-8032

Someone on Reddit told me yesterday they couldn’t buy this game because it supported a death wish against them, how does it come to this? Issa game.


CodeMonkeeh

It comes to this by bigotry being a real thing that negatively impacts people's lives.


LifeFanBoy

I'd probably stay away from that person.


tizuby

Hyperbole spreads much faster and farther than reality, and a whole ton of people online can't differentiate hyperbole, so it becomes their truth, people add more hyperbole to it, and then spread it further. And so on, and so on. Basically the internet amplified the grapevine effect.


TooOldForDiCaprio

FR so exhausted of this discourse, especially because it all hinges on tweets of a person who wasn't even involved in creating the game nor where we know how she will get paid. There's actually weird things that were said by the lead producer or even the accusations of antisemitism, but the make or break about this game are tweets from an uninvolved person.


DinamiteDanny

Just for love of clarity, she will get money out of this. The game world is hers, so you know, royalties (also they used her as a consultant). And also, just to put all informations out there, she did contributed economically to a fair share of anti trans groups.


TooOldForDiCaprio

Yes, of course she will. But the question is what kind of contract she will have. Is it something previously agreed upon? Is it money coming in depending on the success and sales? As long as we don't know, we cannot for sure tell how much gain is to be earned there. And I'd say it's such a weird fight to have when people keep buying merch and when people keep going to the theme parks and studio tours. And, yeah, I know that, but I'm just baffled that people decide this is the topic when there's plenty of wrong with the game and the developer itself that is, in comparison, barely being talked about, despite ***directly*** affecting the game.


ElectronicFirstcom

The Babylon Bee is a well known satirical site, just like The Onion. I doubt many people are buying it


flwombat

I mean despite the fact that Babylon Bee is a satire outlet similar to the Onion, I believe the answer is still “yes they do” It’s not much harder to believe than the misinformation that appears in real news outlets, and it’s nothing compared to QAnon stuff, and people believe both of those


CosmicCreeperz

I mean given they believed Ted Cruz claiming an enhanced low power sleep mode on the XBox was “woke climate change indoctrination of kids” (which sounds like a much funnier satire, if only it was satire)… yeah people will believe it.


Monster_Dick69_

considering its a satire news site, but conservative, no, likely not. But atleast one person has


Stalennin

Isn't that site conservative? Kudos on making fun of yourselves I guess .-.


Odd-Foundation-4947

What the hell is anti-trains? Does it mean they don't allow to build trains in the game? But I thought it was a fantasy flying game. Why would you need train if you can fly?


Yoss_da_boss

No.


pinecone_noise

*sorts by controversial* 🍿


patteraj

Babylon Bee is the dollar store version of The Onion.


superNoid

It’s literally a funnier version of the onion


SweRakii

They should be on a list for preordering at all lol


lexorix

Oh no! Anyway... Can't wait to play my preordered special edition wizards game.


SerratedBrooms

Do you live under a rock?


Khajiit_hairball

CRONCH! 🧅


CuzStoneColdSezSo

The crucial difference here however is that The Onion is actually funny, unlike Babylon Bee


Majestic_Preparation

Look at Steam top sellers now. It’s pre order. Nobody cares people are selfish.


HowVeryReddit

Just because it isn't funny doesn't mean its not the Bee's attempt at satire.


0RN10

One time I said I like traps, and got downvoted to hell by trans peeps. No clue why doe.


nomadfoy

Because traps is a slur and people don't like being called that.


nothxshadow

many people like being called that


nomadfoy

Have you seen people who weren't in porn say that?


nothxshadow

yes. why is it so surprising to you that someone with dysphoria may enjoy looking so feminine that they can be considered a trap. Or that a guy who is only a bit heteroflexible enjoys traps more than manly cis men. Sounds to me like you just want to be angry


requiemofchaos

Because it's a transphobic slur. The explicit implication is transgender women are just men pretending to be women so they can trick men into having gay sex with them, which, aside from being a ***wildly fucking delusional idea***, is used as justification for violence against trans women. Seriously, if I had a nickel for every dude I've seen or heard gleefully go off about how they'd murder a trans woman for "trapping" them like that, I'd have enough nickels to fill a sock and beat those ignorant morons silly. ​ (I acknowledge you may have not intended transphobia when you said that word. If you did, go fuck yourself; if not, I hope this explains why trans people dislike that word.)


0RN10

Traps aren't trans doe... It's a male cross-dressing, so if anything it's more offensive to gay people.


Fire_Gaming_UAV

Should be added to a "gullible dumbass" watchlist if you pre-order ANYTHING AT ALL.


inscrutablemike

Chinese State-run media takes it *very* seriously.


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mikepictor

weird flex


BoBoBearDev

I suspect some people want this to be true though.


ThatDudeSlushee

Throw me on the Deluxe watchlist cause I preordered the deluxe edition! So excited! Lol.


TempestRQ

Watch me as I proceed to spam the same spell cuz it looks cool


Cobrexu

Murica problems hah, absolutely nobody else in the world cares. Its art, enjoy it or walk away, do something productive in your life


A-SORDID-AFFAIR

The reason the Babylon Bee doesn't work though is you can tell how angry they are with every headline. Like I can imagine that writer typing that out and going "YEAH!!!!!! THEY WOULD WOULDN'T THEY?????"


BSA_DEMAX51

They’re so bad at it, they often unintentionally satirize their own point of view.


aneeta96

No, that's the conservative version of The Onion which is apparently too woke for for them now. It's supposed to be a joke but it's really sort of sad.


Wheelin-Woody

Well just like The Onion, conservatives think BB is real news too.


dat_potatoe

I smirked because I thought it was satirizing typical conservative hysterics. Then I see people saying its satirizing people who boycotted the game, and now I'm no longer smiling.


Serafiel0705

Add me. No problem. Great game. I am gonna buy sequel too.


TimeTravelMishap

/r/Gamingcirclejerk would cream their pants if this happened


Broseph_Bobby

You should be put on a DOJ watch list if you pre order any game.


BolleBozeBeer

I think it’s funny. ​ Anyway I’m about to preorder it for the ps5.


slavicman123

Im gonna preorder it even harder now


That_One_Guy2945

The babylon bee is a conservative “comedy” site. It’s kind of like the onion if it was never funny or well written. You’re not supposed to take it seriously though.


Magnetdeveloper

I wouldn't mind being on that list, honestly. I am just so done with wokeism and any other isms.


dashingslicer

That's one hell of a list


Kris_2801

ok but idc...i just want to be a real wizard


tcdaddy6969

Time to buy game lol


RoosterReviews

Jokes on you I'm already on multiple watch lists.


zeroxcero

I saw this post earlier on a certain community with the title "the goverment it on our side" or something like that. They are obsessed


Lord_Grill

Stung by the Bee


CLA5HES

I never knew I could both potentially be on a anti-trans watchlist while being a trans activist the same time.


RNG_pickle

Come on man i just want to be a wizard without being hated


tipper_g0re

Lol Right wing satire


Dr4zhar

The problem is exactly that they indeed do believe this bullshit. They would even if it had a huge "THIS IS SATIRE" watermark on the picture.


goliathfasa

It’s the Bee. They’re the right’s version of the left’s Onion.


vaultboy11

It is funny that in recent years the onion has been considered "left". They also run articles mocking Obama and Biden, but became associated with the left after going hard on Trump in 2016. Strange world.


FalseJukes

The Onion has a political leaning? I thought they just made fun of everyone. They tore Biden to shreds when he was vice president just like they did Trump when he was president.


pyracantha_

It's the Babylon Bee. When they aren't jerking off Elon Musk they're coming up with predictable satirical headlines.


NuclearLavaLamp

Babylon Bee is a shitty version of The Onion that your boomer father reads while Tucker Carlson is on in the background.


superNoid

Sounds better than the onion


NotHere001

ahahaha oh wait...... AHAHAHAHA.


Warboss17

Dork


jackle33

It’s about time they took my threats seriously.


Ok-Fudge8848

If they do I've got a bridge to sell them


dinoroo

For some reason people love to act like their persecuted I think it’s a roundabout way of making them feel important.


Xealox

It’s satire dumbass


NoemSis

🎶Mama I'm a criminal🎶


OperatorSkillet

It’s Babylon bee. I think you are missing something.


ZachtheKingsfan

Babylon Bee is basically the conservative version of The Onion, except their readers are too stupid to think it’s fake.


toy4x4

Babylon Bee is a shit right wing conspiracy site. It is not a “right wing satire site”. They pray on the trump supporting and insurrection traitors.


Libertyprime8397

Cry harder


Foxanard

What does "anti-trans watchlist" even means? Is it some American thing?


nubsauce87

I mean… yeah. It’s the same kinda people who think that people are suddenly dying due to exposure to people who have had the COVID vaccination. So yes, if this were real, the republicans would be up in arms about it, just like they are about “they’re coming for your gas stoves!”


RuiRonas

Meanwhile i pre-ordered the deluxe edition and im dating a trans person


Keldrath

No, it's the babylon bee, they're like the onion but worse.


ChemistrySea2115

I only like manual trans, does that mean I'm on the s-list for hating the automatic trans?


[deleted]

Seems like common sense is in short supply around the world....


MaccDaddyFist

I pre-ordered just so I could be on a list finally. It's my first list.


Lonely_Orpheus

TIL I am anti trans. K then.


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lol tell that to the freaks at gamingcirclejerk. Group of self important psychos.